Courtney

The sweetest girl in the universe. Soooo sexy, she will refuse to accept how beautiful she actually is. The most fun, talentied, and amazing girl you will ever meet. Her eyes cut from stars, cute as a button, beauty with brains.... and the sexiest ASS I've ever seen. One of a kind, true lady...you better keep this one!! Also has a thing for Chad's.

You are the best I will ever have. I love you, Courtney!!

by dzntmater020 February 3, 2010

Courtney

A Courtney is an odd type of person, whose hobbies include laughing and mocking snobs and bullys. She will often eat your candy and steal your soul.

A Courtney ate my candy, so now I won't get fat!

by crazyawesomeauthor July 4, 2009

Courtney

Noun: A once and future Queen of Narnia!

An amazing, badass with many aliases, who is freakishly strong, hilarious, loyal, and a drop dead gorgeous person who happens to also be my best friend.

Courtney kicked ass in The Battle.

by Gwen M.D. November 6, 2009

Courtney

A Courtney will do almost anything for a friend. She is amazing, beautiful and high goals for herself. She loves to laugh and has the most beautiful eyes. She's athletic, extremely competitive and can whip anyone's ass at lacrosse. She has no dancing skills but when it comes to making people laugh its like shes got a superpower. She's a ray of sun in a dark room and brightens up the mood just by being there. She is super nice and friendly so never be nervous when approaching her but if you mess or hurt any of her friends you better run for the hills because she is extremely protective of her friends. She gives awesome advice about everything you ask, and always has really good comebacks. She'll always be there for you, no matter what. She tries her best to keep everyone happy and can keep secrets under lock forever. She is trustworthy and kind and will never try to purposely hurt you. She is hyper and often called hot or beautiful and has very good luck with boys. She knows how to talk to boys and is very confident when she talks to them. She is a huge prankster and pulls pranks on everyone. Once she sets her mind to something it is done. Her friends call her Court instead of Courtney. She is unique and loved by all. She has many opinions and is always thinking. She is a once in a lifetime girl who can never be replaced. She will never let you down and can change your life forever if you just give her a chance.

Courtney is such an amazing person. I'm so lucky I get to have her as a friend

by HAF200 March 29, 2018

Hirst Courtney

A North Yorkshire village filled with druggies, retards, devo wannabees, pikeys and hard bastards.

Woman- have you been to Hirst Courtney?

Man - Why?
Woman - I've been robbed, raped, bought drugs, and brayed by a retard
Man - Sick

by saltydaqueer March 14, 2011

because of course

Phrase:
Meaning that the reason for an occurrence, action, behavior is/should be apparent to involved parties. Popularized on ticket Miami sports shows by D. Lebatard, J. Taylor, etc.

No one thinks the U.S. will win the World Cup...because of course!

by Thatguy4088 June 29, 2014

Courtney Allen

Courtney Allen is amazingly cute and im in love with her eyes!

Courtney Allen is going to be my wife :)

by Ur bestfriend <3 July 6, 2011