Courtesy strokes

The final important jerks at the end of a male orgasm

"Hey Dan....I had some great courtesy strokes off your mum last night!"

by Jamie coop Conway February 23, 2009

facebook courtesy

respecting someones privacy on Facebook when sitting next to them

tom you asshole stop creeping on my Facebook.. show some Facebook courtesy

by LasagnaMan13 September 5, 2011

Cursed

Something almost impractical or outright strange but not quite, the metaphysical variant of jank

Bob: Your shelf mounted computer monitor is super cursed
Joe: Yea but it works for me

by Alchemy Jug January 19, 2021

Grunting Face Curse

When you're beating off to porn you are cursed to come when it cuts to a shot of the guys grunting, bright red, sweaty face.

Dude, The Grunting Face Curse struck again when I came all over the image of Ron Jeremy's face.

by Scoots January 22, 2003

Delaney Curse

when you have a crush on a girl when you first see/talk to her. you think you are hopelessly in love and she rejects you yet, you still keep loving her. she gets in your mind and you can't stop thinking about the girl.

dude, you have the Delaney Curse.

by BANZE December 9, 2010

courtesan

Originally meant a female courtier, a woman of a royal or noble court. By the Renaissance, the connotations of the word had acquired that of the mistress or concubine of a king or a noble.

Now it generally means a high-class prostitute whose clients are wealthy men.

"Christian, I'm a courtesan; I'm paid to make men believe what they want to believe." -Satine, Moulin Rouge

Thaïs, Empress Theodora, Diane de Poitiers, Mary Boleyn, Anne Boleyn, Madame du Pompadour, Marie Duplessis, and Mata Hari are but a few of many famous courtesans.

by Lorelili January 17, 2011

Ben Shapiro Curse

The anomaly that exists where Ben Shapiro has never voted for the winner of a presidential election.

Ben Shapiro just announced he voted Blank for president, i hope Blank doesnt fall to the Ben Shapiro Curse

by holy guacomole November 4, 2020