Fun Cooker

When a man in front of onlookers drops his pants and farts directly at them.

This morning, on Today, during a segment on microwaving ham, Al Rooker decided to give the camera a fun cooker.

by The Schrodinator March 13, 2009

Crooked hooker

the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.

Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

Crooked Mettler

Doing a keg stand while receiving a blowjob from the guy holding up your legs.

i was sucking on that tap while he was giving me one hell of a Crooked Mettler!

by Thunder April 6, 2005

Matt Cooke

Evander Kane's personal bitch

Evander Kane just made Matt Cooke look like a bitch by knocking him out in one punch.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

cooker

During the summer months, the interior of a hot car that has been sitting out in the sun. Especially a dark colored one.

Man, after a long day at the office, I know it is going to be a sweatfest when I get inside my cooker to go home.

by Rooter June 10, 2008

crooked I

Irving,Texas ( In Dallas)

I'm represent that Crooked I

by Cherry October 2, 2004

half-cocked

Ajective decsribing behavior. Usually implies that the behavior was impulsive, done without considering the consequences.

After Sarah insulted Jimmy he went off half-cocked about her haircut.

by muttleydeed May 3, 2006