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Fun Cooker

When a man in front of onlookers drops his pants and farts directly at them.
This morning, on Today, during a segment on microwaving ham, Al Rooker decided to give the camera a fun cooker.
by The Schrodinator March 13, 2009
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Crooked hooker

the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.
Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.
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Crooked Mettler

Doing a keg stand while receiving a blowjob from the guy holding up your legs.
i was sucking on that tap while he was giving me one hell of a Crooked Mettler!
by Thunder April 6, 2005
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Matt Cooke

Evander Kane just made Matt Cooke look like a bitch by knocking him out in one punch.
by Ikehylt October 25, 2016
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cooker

During the summer months, the interior of a hot car that has been sitting out in the sun. Especially a dark colored one.
Man, after a long day at the office, I know it is going to be a sweatfest when I get inside my cooker to go home.
by Rooter June 10, 2008
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crooked I

I'm represent that Crooked I
by Cherry October 2, 2004
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half-cocked

Ajective decsribing behavior. Usually implies that the behavior was impulsive, done without considering the consequences.
After Sarah insulted Jimmy he went off half-cocked about her haircut.
by muttleydeed May 3, 2006
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