Collate the coochie

A guy who strategizes and organizes when, where and how he will see his numerous girlfriends, so they won't find out about each other.

Jack is always trying to collate the coochie, so he can have several hookups per week. He's fouls as hell, dude. date, breakup, hookup, misogyny, misogynist, player, cheater, philanderer, philandering, divorce

by joecoolthefool August 30, 2015

Beatbox coochie

When you pull out of your partner and the WAP start fartin'.

Him: *pulls out*
Her: *WAP starts farting*
Him: Damn, she got beatbox coochie

by 3inst3in January 14, 2021

coochie cartwheel

when you see an attractive person that makes your vagina do a flip.

Nia: omg did you see that hot guy yesterday
Shae: OMG yes! I got a coochie cartwheel

by Hamilton geek lol October 01, 2020

coochie paint

When you paint with your cooter

Yo i mixed paint with my coochie and made it coochie paint, then made it a cooter painting

by cooter paint May 09, 2021

corona coochie

When you haven't been able to go out to get waxed or shaved your nether regions due to the coronavirus lockdown and things are getting sasquatch-ey down there.

Havent gotten a wax since lockdown began, headed to the salon to tame my raging corona coochie!

by shanniebananie June 10, 2020

Coochi Banana

When you are a coochie banana you are just the coochiest of bananas

Oh my god, look at mila she such a Coochi Banana

by lander123 September 05, 2021

Champagne coochie

The inability for a vagina to get wet after a long night of heavy drinking. Usually occurs at the height of sexual opportunity.

I heard Jane couldn't get the job done with Joe last night. Bad case of champagne coochie

by Shelbs B. May 04, 2021