condiment thief

the reason why McDonald's hides ketchup and mustard behind the counter

Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments

by ranktude November 29, 2012

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Condimental

When a diner overestimates the amount of condiment he requires, thus causing a large excess to be left on the plate after the meal has been consumed in its entirety.

Ben: Have you copped a load of that peng waitress?

Emile: Yeah. I was thinking of leaving my digits on this napkin for her.

Ben: Good luck. She wouldn't look twice at you given how condimental you've gone.

by Bemile February 26, 2013

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Confidential crevices

Crevices or cracks on the human body that are confidential or secret and should always be covered

My girlfriends confidential crevices are looking good tonight!!

by Monkeycrazyy June 5, 2015

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confident tracksuit cancer

A confident pair or group of individuals who's primary taste in clothing pertains to brightly coloured tracksuits. in their free time they contribute to the cancer imitating growth of their echo (what you might know as a friendship circle). Their choice in music, any modern subculture of gangsta-rap or pop-rap. They force themselves on to women, while also maintaining an illogical, self contradicting rush to the aid of a woman in need of protection from a confident male. They're often located, by day, in public parks and by night, discount stores and E-cigarette outlets. If a confident tracksuit cancer were to divide, they would, as individuals no longer be defined as a confident tracksuit cancer; Simply named a tracksuit tumour, similar to the beginning of a cancer as a tumour. while the confidence is derivative of their aforementioned echo.

lets cross the street here, so as to avoid the confident tracksuit cancer

by carcrashcorpse May 10, 2016

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