cockle

when you laugh so hard your dick falls out of your gun holster and into your sisters mouth

A: *texts B a funny joke*
B: bruh i cockled so hard my sisters pregnant

by lmao its dan July 8, 2019

Cankle

A cankle is what Skye gives to people eg her best mate

Makes them gets lumps on there ankles

Best mate: aww babe u have me a cankle
Skye: awww babe want some more

by Skyes mate April 13, 2019

Cankles

When the calf and ankle dont visibly separate

She was born with unsightly cankles

by Milf35 September 14, 2019

conker

1. A life loving gun nut.
A 'conker' believes in the legalization of psychedelic and therapeutic substances such as cannabis, mushrooms, LSD and MDMA (for PTSD). A conker wants nothing more than to own a summertime lakeside cabin to share with friends, family and their significant other. Some conkers are obsessed with the 5th dimension. Conkers are happy breadwinners, a conker loves nothing more than a stack of freshly minted bills to give to their family.

Fred: "Bob is always packing that Wilson Combat EDC X9."
Sam: "Bob's such a conker!"

by A conker February 9, 2020

Cockler

Gay friend u cant beat the shit out of because their dad will fucking destroy u

My friend is a massive cockler in class

by Chesthairer March 4, 2020

cocklespock

when you get into a sticky situation but isn’t sure how to fix it

Oh, I Guess we’re stuck in a cocklespock..

by cheetopuff September 28, 2020

Cocklenut

Singlular:Cocklenut
Plural:Cocklenuts

A mixture of the words “cock” and “nuts” used as a name-calling device in speech. Usually means the person you’re talking about has been very mean recently or is a very mean person, OR, they have been acting dumb.

Singular-
Danny-“Did you see what Michael was doing?”
Marcus-“Yea, what a cocklenut”

Plural-
Dayu-“did you see what that group of students did to Jordan? What a group of cocklenuts.”

by Dorgana December 24, 2020