computering

the act of being on the computer, doing things on the computer, etc.

friend 1: "hey, what's up?"
friend 2: "just computering.."
friend 1: "oh cool!"

by hell0sarah(1) September 15, 2012

Macintosh Computer

A computer designed for idiots who can't do a simple task such as plug a cable from a device into their computer. People who buy macs think they are releasing themselves of former PC woes(Apple's advertising is built around this), but soon realize that Macs do have problems of their own. Hence the Mac fix it forums website.

Wow, I spent over $3000 on a overpriced piece of shit Macintosh computer and I can't get it to work!

by Macs spelt backward is Scam. January 13, 2009

Compulsory

Optional.

For when you are organizing a "compulsory" event or meeting and people choose not to attend because for no other reason, they just don't want to.

"Hi person, please attend this meeting. It is compulsory."

"No. I don't want to."

by KnightSmithJones April 27, 2014

computer screen

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often used for viewing porn and illegal hacking programs

...so computer screens arnt sledgehammer resistant

by Kinky pinky February 7, 2005

computer professional

A person whose livelihood is derived from working with computers (either software or hardware).
Someone who is an expert in the field of computer science
A person with an advanced degree in computer science and/or computer engineering

A software engineer working in Microsoft is a computer professional.

by Class Instructor October 30, 2006

Testicular Combustion

If a man decides to not jack off for a very long time, an abundance of semen will collect inside the testicles. Once the semen level reaches a certain point, the testicles will combust.

Kid 1 - Yo man you been jackin it?

Kid 2 - Nah dude I stopped doing that shit

Kid 1 - Watch out for testicular combustion!

by ajay69 June 30, 2011

Computerspoon

The spoon kept near your personal computer.

Used to decrease the time it takes for yummy, yummy pre-packaged snacks (yogurt, jelly, diced fruit etc.)to get from the container to your belly.

Aids in streamlining the afternoon snack process.

To be changed\rotated at the discretion of the user.

Paul: Ahh...home after a long day of school *gets fruit cup from fridge*

Hm...I will now need a spoon so as not to spill on myself...I COULD walk to the kitchen, or I could use my handy, dandy COMPUTERSPOON!

by Wheresmytunafish? September 13, 2007