Colorado is a name some people, such as Nigerians, have got for synthetic weed, a chemical sprayed on any kind of dried herbs that appear such as crushed weed, in order to give it psychedelic properties.
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As you are performing coitus in the doggie position on your lover's birthday (or anytime really) - Step 1. Light a candle and stick it into a cupcake -- Have at ready! Step 2. Slowly and gently bring the cupcake forward towards your partner's view. Step 3. Sweetly whisper 'Happy birthday' in your partner's ear. Step 4. (now this is the tricky part and takes precision timing) As you conclude your birthday whisper, swiftly remove your penis from your partner's vagina and abruptly insert it into the anus and provide one muscular thrust inward (trap ALL that air!). CRITICAL STEP!! - Once she rears back in shock from the surprise birthday entry, strategically position the cupcake WITH lit candle directly in-line of the beehole while simultaneously plungering your schwantz out with great torque, friction, and quickness for the best airy effect (chef's kiss). If done correctly and the timing is just right, this will extinguish the candle's flame all in one assertive, swiveling exit.
Now to Step 5 - At this point, your birthday girl may have thought the surprise was over -- but oh no. Step 5. After the candle has been properly extinguished, bring the cupcake back to your lover's view to make a wish! Step 6. As the wish is being verbally shared, begin to sensually smear the cupcake all over her face while singing 'Happy birthday to you....happy birthday to youuuuu...' ---- She'll never forget it! :)
As you are performing coitus in the doggie position on your lover's birthday (or anytime really) - Step 1. Light a candle and stick it into a cupcake -- Have at ready! Step 2. Slowly and gently bring the cupcake forward towards your partner's view. Step 3. Sweetly whisper 'Happy birthday' in your partner's ear. Step 4. (now this is the tricky part and takes precision timing) As you conclude your birthday whisper, swiftly remove your penis from your partner's vagina and abruptly insert it into the anus and provide one muscular thrust inward (trap ALL that air!). CRITICAL STEP!! - Once she rears back in shock from the surprise birthday entry, strategically position the cupcake WITH lit candle directly in-line of the beehole while simultaneously plungering your schwantz out with great torque, friction, and quickness for the best airy effect (chef's kiss). If done correctly and the timing is just right, this will extinguish the candle's flame all in one assertive, swiveling exit.
Now to Step 5 - At this point, your birthday girl may have thought the surprise was over -- but oh no. Step 5. After the candle has been properly extinguished, bring the cupcake back to your lover's view to make a wish! Step 6. As the wish is being verbally shared, begin to sensually smear the cupcake all over her face while singing 'Happy birthday to you....happy birthday to youuuuu...' ---- She'll never forget it! :)
My special lady, Betty, got the quiverjibbles after I laid a perfect Colorado Birthday surprise on her!
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When your girl is eating your ass and you shart on her face getting the little specks of shit on her. Batteries not included.
Hailey: "OMG you won't believe it last night I hooked up with Hunter and he gave me a Colorado Mud Trumpet! It was awesome!!"
by AvalancheFan007 December 20, 2024
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by Phil McKracken again February 6, 2025
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by Markus Willbot January 18, 2026
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A makeshift single-tail bullwhip hand-braided from perianal hair (commonly called "anal hair" or "ass hair") that has been deliberately collected and allowed to grow over an extended period of time until a sufficient quantity is amassed for braiding. Once completed, the whip is used to administer impact play — specifically whipping the buttocks — during anal intercourse, with the intent of turning the partner's rear a bright red color through repeated strikes. The practice may apply to partners of any gender.
A makeshift single-tail bullwhip hand-braided from perianal hair (commonly called "anal hair" or "ass hair") that has been deliberately collected and allowed to grow over an extended period of time until a sufficient quantity is amassed for braiding. Once completed, the whip is used to administer impact play — specifically whipping the buttocks — during anal intercourse, with the intent of turning the partner's rear a bright red color through repeated strikes. The practice may apply to partners of any gender.
"She surprised me on our anniversary with an Colorado Bullwhip she'd been secretly braiding from her own stash... let's just say her cheeks were glowing brighter than a stoplight by the end of the night."
by Braiden Crackmore January 19, 2026
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Dipshit 1: Dude, did you see how I hit Charles with a Colorado Cum Clobber?
Dipshit 2: Yeah! That was sick!
Dipshit 2: Yeah! That was sick!
by t4zyl February 3, 2026
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