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Colonel Jessup

The blowjob a man receives from his female boss.

"There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by." - Colonel Nathan R. Jessup. A Few Good Men.

P: J, I need you to stay late this evening.
J: Is the budget due tomorrow?
P: Yes, and if we get everything knocked out quickly, we'll wrap things up with a Colonel Jessup.
Mike did not want to admit to his co-workers, nor his wife that sometimes his business trips included a night cap and a Colonel Jessup.
by HolsingerTX September 6, 2014
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Colonial high school

A school where female catches Std and get pregnant left and right also for school for niggs who is retard as fuck
Dude don't date her she go to colonial high school
by Pimpmasta_T March 21, 2019
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colonizer mentality

colonizer mentality is when , someone says something that sounds like they might invade another beings personal space or take someones personal belongings as theirs
léa - im taking his sweater because since we're dating whats his is also mines or maybe only mines

noah - thats colonizer mentality right there
by noahisamenace April 25, 2021
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john colonna

A mommy and daddy's boy who makes them pay his bills at the age of 21
John Colonna gets his mom to pay his jeep bill cause he can't pay for it and is spoiled
by John gay November 22, 2013
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Clooner

I'm going to the temple today to pay my respects to the almighty Clooner in exchange for a small amount of swag
by homsardo December 8, 2018
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Clontch

Synonym of vagina. Created by our one and only Hightree.
Hey bitch show me your Clontch.
by wind xd June 23, 2019
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Clonker

a common fisherman's phrase to describe something big.
"That fish is a clonker"
by NAZZER April 18, 2009
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