contact fishing

used in desperation, when you are so terribly bored you go through all your contacts on your cellphone and call/text at least 75% of them asking what they are doing later tonight, if they want to hang out, etc.

SEND TXT MESSAGE TO: Anna; Bill; Joey; Katherine; Ken; Leah; Nick; Tara
hey what r u doing 2nite? im sooo bord im contact fishing ):

by zoeelizabethh September 27, 2008

Contact Patch

It is the portion of a vehicle's tire that is in actual contact with the road surface. It is most commonly used in the discussion of pneumatic tires, (i.e. pressurized tires), where the term is strictly used to describe the portion of the tire’s tread that touches the road surface. The term footprint is used almost synonymously.

"Did you see that car have no contact patch?"

by Known-Unknown December 20, 2009

Contracontarded

A word used to offend people who use the word contarded, because people who use the word contarded obviously do not know that it also offends the person saying the word. Therefore, to point out the user's mistake you use contracontarded to cause confusion, sadness, anger, seizures and at times excessive diarrhea. People who use the word contarded only use it to make people with mental retardation feel even more mentally retarded. So please if you hear a person use the word contarded point out their mistake and call them contracontarded and maybe even cause them to have a seizure.

Kathy: Chris, you do know that what you just said is contarded right?

Chris: You are contracontarded, did you know that ...

Kathy: WHAT? (while having seizure)

Chris: (walks away)

by KATHERINEVARGAS March 9, 2011

contracommute

Travelling in the opposite direction to peak hour traffic

I live in the centre of the city so I contracommute to work every day.

by christhewalkingdictionary August 22, 2011

Contact Cruise

When you decide to masturbate to all of the people of the opposite sex in your phone due to lack of creativity. Sometimes you can go for the speed run, or using transitional methods. This is an extra challenge for those who need storylines.

Rick: Today, I decided to Contact Cruise through my phone. I was quite tired as I forgot that many girls had my number.

by MadMask October 28, 2011

cocktraction

A sense of attraction that a male can determine by the intensity of erection.

I have a very strong cocktraction toward that girl with the bumpin' booty.

by Trautsauce February 15, 2014

contraceptively

Prevention of conception that can either be fertilization of a birth, or an idea pre-emptively aborted.

We decided to vote contraceptively. contraceptively speaking. The idea of sex was decided contraceptively.

by Dr. Oh March 9, 2015