Canexican

The mix of a Canadian and a Mexican. If you were born in Mexico, and are now in Canada, well, my friend, you are a Canexican.

You are a Canexican, fag.

by Annms April 2, 2010

chanel

A mixture of flamable chemicals and scents that French prostitutes use to cover up the stench of fart they dropped through eating too much Garlic, snails, and Frogs Legs.

Rasp!!!
Phwoarrr! Eh - dont worry about it Monsieur Le Fopp
I will break out ze Chanel to cover up ze stink!

by Giant Condom October 25, 2007

RUSSIAN CANDY CANE

When you jizz on a girl and then punch her in the face. This is somehow arowsing.

I gave your mom a russian candy cane thats why her favorite holiday is christmas.

by dsahjgf dbass April 14, 2008

Candy Cane

When a male slaps his erect penis on the face of a sleeping male friend. He will often shout, "Candy cane, bitch!" to wake up the victim.

Frank was so pissed when George candy caned him with his morning wood.

by Stankie Steve April 11, 2011

The Candy Cane

Having sex with a woman on her period and ejaculating inside of her. When you remove your penis from her, you have the red and white appearance of a candy cane.

Johnny came in Susie's vagina while she was on her period. Susie commented on the candy cane appearance of his penis after he removed it from her.

by The Pollinator May 12, 2008

candy cane

When you splooge on a chicks face, then punch her in the fuckin nose so it bleeds.

I candy caned that bitch!

by Pappy July 13, 2004

reverse candy cane

Sexual activity when the male gives the female sleeping pills and/or nums her tonsils via sterile needle, and violently hip thrusts his penis into the mouth of the female until his penis is covered with 12% saliva and 88% blood.

No way Dan, only knew her for a day and already got to do a Reverse Candy Cane on her?

by Frankie Collins December 8, 2007