Herring Choker

A person of Irish descent who's parents or grandparents have settled in New Brunswick Canada. They are often so cheap, they'd sooner walk around with holes in their shoes than buy new ones. They are also living on a steady diet of Herring, or make their income off of Herring (fisherman etc.) so they are known as the aforementioned "herringchoker". They can also be classified as "Irish Jews", "Penny Pinchers", and "cheap motherfuckers".

Person #1 "Look at that dirty looking bastard over there walking around in rags, is he homeless?"
Person #2 "Even worse, he's a Herring Choker"

by MoeShoes January 20, 2014

chone figgins

Term used for a male being masturbated through his jeans. (Pronounced Cho-Nee Figguns)

Also the name of a famous baseball player.
(Pronounced Sha-On)

Dude, she gave me a chone figgins!

by willbf July 3, 2006

Chokers

2005 Chicago White Sox

The 2005 Chicago White Sox are the biggest bunch of chokers on the planet.

by TheCheat September 22, 2005

chone

The mixutre of the words boner and choad which I feel are not used enough anymore.

"Dude, that guy is such a chone."

by deeznuts30 August 30, 2009

Chonker

Chonker: A human parasite that lives in the rectal cavity of a person. It comes out at night and chews off a piece of the hosts ass and returns inside the cavity to feast.

Donny woke up with little red marks all over his ass from the chonkers the night before.

by allchonkedup February 17, 2009

choker

n. A cigarette, smiggle, moke, or cancer stick

Dude: Eh dog, lemme get a choker.

by roller May 29, 2005

Cloner

A person who imitates the actions or terms of another, like copy catting, but changing the other person's coinage just enough to thinly veil their own lack of originality.

This burger tastes nasty. Either the meat is rancid or some cloner used soy instead of beef.

by Keelypedia November 4, 2010