choad

used as a greeting for a person who height to weight ratio is larger than average

hey whats up choad, ha choad

by Anonymous November 25, 2002

choad

In fact when your rod is wider than its length.

Nerd: Wow that was really sour!!!!
You: It looks like you've been sucking choads all day!

by cyrusam November 3, 2006

Choadal Recall

The constant reminder that Donald Trump is as much dick as asshole

The RNC was one giant Choadal Recall event

by ChuckDelta August 1, 2016

choaderette

Choaderette refers to a man or woman that enjoys oral sex with a woman who has a choad.

You are a choaderette.

by pixil September 23, 2004

chodally

derived from the word "totally" but instead in reference to the size, width, or any physical attributes of a chode.

"Dude you think your penis is big?! MAN that thing is chodally small..."

by The Green Manalishi August 11, 2008

choad rage

Anger which may be exhibited by a female whenever she discovers that a potential sexual partner has small genitalia.

Matt and I almost had sex last night, but one look at what he was packing and my choad rage got the best of me.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

Choad Wart

It's similar to a Cocknozzle. It's what you call somebody who acts like a "know it all", and in most cases, is wrong more often than not.

Guy 1 - Hey, did you guys hear that earthquake in China was a 7.9 on the Richter scale?

Guy 2 - It was actually a 9.5.

Guy 1 - Shut the fuck up you Choad Wart, I heard on CNN it was a 7.9.

by akendall October 20, 2009