"Chodally", derived from the words "chode" and "totally" came to fruition in the Freudian slip of a college student when discussing someone's chode-y actions with a friend.
The word does not necessarily refer to a penis, but instead suggest that someone (or their actions) is a total, or rather a "chodal" douche bag.
"So-and-so pissed all over the place; he's a total chode." becomes "So-and-so chodally pissed all over the place."
"So-and-so is totally a chode, and he sucks dick." becomes "So-and-so chodally sucks dick."
"Becky chodally blew me off." = "What a betch, Becky is like, totally off my friends list."
To insert your chode into a steaming hot plate of tortellinis. Then you should have a string tortellinis on your chode. You then insert you penis into either a guy and a girls mouth (your preference) and have them eat you.
Joe just had an amazing chodallini last night. It tasted very good, but then it started bleeding because I bit too hard.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.