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A guy who’s Christian, Conservative, a fucking badass fatass, metal-head and ironically gay. Loves his fucking memes, football, and music
Idiot: Christian is such a fucking satanist with that music.
Smart person: No, metal isn’t fucking satanic, you pathetic fuck
Christian by Stu_Dogg November 26, 2018
A very nice guy he is very helpful and smart. He has a good sense of humour and a great taste in music. He is the best at playing the drums and you always want him in your music groups or anything else really he's very smart. We once got a lower score than the monkeys in our class and he stayed back to negotiate with our teacher to give us a higher score than them and we did so it's all g now.
Oh look there's Christian ask him to be in our group
Christian by robert.issohot November 27, 2018
Christian is a type person who very caring,smart, funny , and handsome. Christian gets all the girls and doesn't realize how good looking he is and mostly doubt his own looks. He apologized for almost every single thing because he worried about hurting others and always think of others over himself. He prioritized his well being for sake of others. He a very good friend who takes care of everyone and everyone wants to be his friend!
"Christian is such an wonderful person"
Christian by Ulturasexyman December 7, 2018
Someone who is the worlds sweetest guy ever. He will do anything for you. He will do anything in your honor. He has the biggest heart every. He will treat any girl the way they should be treat. He is a rare guy that you never really see. He cares,takes anything you say into consideration,will always ask if you are ok. He will be the sweetest boyfriend ever to man kind.
Girl 1: Yo I really want Baileys boyfriend.

Girl 2:Who is she dating?
Girl 1:She’s dating Christian.

Girl 2:Omg she is so lucky I wish I was her. He is apparently the best boy in this school.
Christian by BMY2008 January 6, 2019
Christian isn't any type of girl, she's an angel sent from above. She's very beautiful with her beautiful brown eyes and her beautiful brown hair. All she needs to do is look at you to make you fall in love. No words explain the way she can make you feel. She brightens your day even if its the darkest day for you. She is a very strong woman. Book smart , caring, loving, and a beautiful soul overall. She's perfect in any guys eyes. I love her with my heart and soul and will always be by her side no matter the circumstances.
Marry Christian... I would.
The Asian that knows all. AKA the AzianNinjja or Ching, he will eat ur dog if you get in his way
Christian by Chingiling January 23, 2019