Cafe D'Epoque

a local bar at Mont Tremblant where college students on spring break goes to party! Several American college students aged 18-20 take a trip to Mont Tremblant to legally get around the stupid American drinking age of 21.

Local bar: Can I see your ID please?
Student: (hands over ID)
Local bar: I am sorry you have to be 21 to enter
Student: WTF!? What happened to the 18 to party 21 to drink policy??
Local bar: Well that's just a rumor, you have to be 21 to enter AND drink.
Student: So apparently you're not letting me in because you think I'm going to drink, right? I'm just here to party, not drink!

(minutes later)

Student: (plans a trip to Mont Tremblant, Canada)

(weeks later)

Cafe D'Epoque: Can I see your ID please?
Student: (hands over ID)
Cafe D'Epoque: Thank you, have fun!
Student: YES! Finally!

by NHRHS2010 June 6, 2011

caffeine

SCIENCE! - Strong Sad.

Since caffeine + Strong Sad = SCIENCE!, that obviously means that SCIENCE! - Strong Sad = caffeine. And also, SCIENCE! - caffeine = Strong Sad.

by Tom December 18, 2003

caffetine

Drinkable cigarettes in coffee form.

Tim Hortons Brand Coffee and Nicotine

by LBrunet May 15, 2005

the cafe

Its prononuced as The Kaf. Its a shorter way of saying cafeteria.

Hey. Meet me in the Cafe in 5 minutes.

by L-Zho July 4, 2007

Shooting caffeine intravenously

This phrase is never meant to be taken literally. No-one really injects coffee directly into their blood stream. Caffeine is the main ingredient of coffee, and gives us a feeling of satisfaction. It is simply a joking expression which refers to an intense love, or even addiction, to coffee.

I'm going nuts - If I don't shoot caffeine intravenously soon I'm going to fall out of my tree!

When I was 13 I had my first coffee, and I've been practically shooting caffeine intravenously ever since!

by Brother Ramon July 8, 2011

Maid cafe workers

Pieces of shit Who should be arrested and sent to prison they will never contribute to society and they never have. They are terrible in every way

Dave: should we beat the maid cafe workers
James: yes

by Destoyerofeps July 9, 2022

Cafeteria Catholicism

The practice of refusing to eat meat on friday (because it is often recycled -- Tuesday's meatballs make Friday's Shepherd's Pie) when dining in a cafeteria.

Dude, that meat loaf looks nasty. Good thing I'm practicing Cafeteria Catholicism.

by aaaacarpet December 28, 2005