carpet dust

The leftover drugs around your house finely chopped up and put together.

"That carpet dust actually turned out pretty good"

by Marypuss December 7, 2016

Kicking the Carpet

The act of inserting one's foot into their partner's vagina

My vagina is sore. My boyfriend was really kicking the carpet last night.

by tree decorator October 3, 2014

Carpet Convention

Any gathering in which women out number men, the direct opposite of a sausage fest.

1.) The book fair was a straight up carpet convention, not a sausage in site.

2.) Lilith Fair

by Twinkle Twat April 5, 2011

carpet pole

A hairy penis.

She loved the cock so she took a ride on my carpet pole.

by Durtball283 April 26, 2014

carpet shark

A horrible cat which likes to launch sneak attacks upon the feet and ankles of unsuspecting humans.

OUCH! That blasted CARPET SHARK!!!

by Ron Smackwalter August 10, 2007

Carpet Ass

Someone with a really hairy ass and that you can't see skin for the obstruction of hair.

If I shaved that ass I'd be able to make a Persian rug from it dude!

Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!

by Fanny Hurts May 13, 2006

Carpet Angel

An extremely attractive lesbian.

"Damn, that girl is hot!"
- "Yeah, too bad she's a carpet angel."

by Septiv May 15, 2011