by Hay there, that guy December 16, 2022
Get the concrete canoemug. by Big black bald man December 22, 2020
Get the ethan canomug. by Kinty The Cat March 19, 2014
Get the Screw Canoemug. A colloquial term to describe a person who, unlike his father, would drown if he tried to make love on a lake.
Don't call the Prime Minister a c*nt - he lacks the warmth and the depth. A better label would invoke a product that is useless and unnecessary and is only utilized if something has gone horribly wrong, except this label should also have a Canadian twist that does not involve maple syrup. The Prime Minister is a douche-canoe.
by dotconnectr on gettr February 7, 2022
Get the Douche-canoemug. A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
Get the Tony Two Canoesmug. "did you catch the fight last night, that guy was really swinging them canoes at the start"
"Look at the freaking canoes on that kid, going to have to start getting him special shoes"
"Look at the freaking canoes on that kid, going to have to start getting him special shoes"
by Buffmclargehuge November 27, 2020
Get the Canoemug. A play on words of "Douche Canoe," which Oxford dictionary states is: an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man). "Deuce" doubles down on the douchey-ness by multiplying the abhorrent behaviour by the factor of 2.
"This deuce canoe from Facebook Marketplace tried to use children's items to prop up his scammy ad."
"Tucker Carlson could float on any liquid surface because he's such a massive deuce canoe."
"Tucker Carlson could float on any liquid surface because he's such a massive deuce canoe."
by Rebdiculous June 11, 2023
Get the Deuce Canoemug.