can can

parisian burlesque dance ( with pasties )

tra la da boom de yah, can you do the can can hootchie moma!

there is a place in france where the women wear no pants.

can can by itichie_nocanpo July 2, 2006

Can Surfing 

The art of web surfing on a cell phone so as not to get bored while on the toilet.

so I was can surfing yesterday and there was an article on CNN.com about people dropping friends off at the pool...

Can Surfing by IlDuce August 13, 2003

can't let go

Woebegone, unhappy, stuck in misery

She must be a woebegone because she can't let go (trying to make herself or point right).

can't let go by pseudonymcover November 8, 2013

can't even function

When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.

I need to get out of bed today but I can't even function.

can't even function by TheOriginalGabster July 3, 2014

Can of woop ass 

When someone will kick someones ass.

Neil: Greg why are you so fat,
Greg: Want me to open up a can of woop ass on you???

Can of woop ass by Killku November 23, 2006

Can't Handle It 

Being put to the test and resulting in failure.

Nick Bream can't handle it

Can't Handle It by some ese August 22, 2010

can of biscuits 

A woman wearing a tube top who should not by any means wear one. Meaning her stomach fat bursts from between her pants and the bottom of her tube top like a can of biscuits.

"Hey, did you see that 300 pound chic in the tube top?!"
"What, you mean the can of biscuits?"

can of biscuits by Grossenschwaum February 13, 2006