CalPERS

A bunch of tax payer funded leeches; but, this is also commonly used as acronym for the California Public Employee Retirement System.

Tommy: Yo dog, you get your check yet from a bunch of tax payer funded leeches?

Billy: Nah, yo. You?
Tommy: Yea playa - you know it was CalPERS straight up.
Billy: Say word?
Tommy: Word.

by have denke April 11, 2011

brown carpet

A bathroom act performed by a female, in which she wipes her feces from back to front. It leaves a particularily foul odour -- or flavour if you were in a rush -- that grinds oral sex to a halt.

"I must have pissed her off, because she gave me the brown carpet treatment last night."

"That chick I went home with last night was kinda gross. I could ignore the other stuff, but the brown carpet was the final straw."

by RNunweiler November 6, 2007

wet carpet

Pissing on a woman's vagina before fucking her.

I gave your mom a wet carpet last night!

by Mm1788 January 6, 2015

get like a carpet

1) Alternative to saying "laid"
2) A less explicit way to say sexual intercourse.

Jason: You need to "get like a carpet"
Dave: Totally, it's been, like, 6 months, I'm horny as hell!

by King Of Angels December 20, 2008

carpet bomber

Severly overweight lesbian.

Damn, when those two carpet bombers play with a strap on, you can feel the ground quaking.

by Ragnov October 18, 2004

Magic Carpet Ride

During sex between a man and a woman, the man starts singing "A Whole New World" from Aladdin. As the girl is stunned, grab her by her pubic hair and drag her across the room.

"I gave my princess a magic carpet ride last night, she was screaming the entire way."

by Carpet Rider October 30, 2012

shag carpet

When a man/woman has so much pubic hair it looks like a shag carpet.

i slept with a chick last night and she had the biggest shag carpet i've ever seen. i think i might have gotten carpet burn.

by Diljon December 27, 2007