cuffs

what you would call a crazed postman, who joins the marines to kill people. warning signs of your friends becoming "cuffs": 1. they only leave the couch to piss or drink.
2. they have people deliver their laundry saying its from the "Mailman"
3. they tell you they want to join the marines to kill people
4. the couch they live on smells like stale urine and Dorito's

the mail man came by the other day, he was mumbling to himself and smelled like booze. i bet hes gonna go cuffs one of these days.

by chappy pickshisnose April 25, 2008

oh-so-cuffie

cuffie means cute.
oh-so-cuffie means oh my god this is so cute.

1. ooo that boy is oh-so-cuffie.
2. this dog is oh-so-cuffie.

by rachaiii November 17, 2004

Cuffy

a gross unwashed girl who deserves a cuff

"that kid is such a cuffy"

by Big Gay Val April 16, 2006

Fist-a-Cuffs

a. A word to be said at a loud volume at any given moment.

b.Something you call one of your friends.

a. FIST-A-CUFFS!!!

b. Waddup Fist-a-Cuffs?

by Dan Somerville October 24, 2008

Fista cuffs

When you're fist fucking two women at the same time.

That guy is doing the fista cuffs those two women at the same time like human hand cuffs.

by Mummbles the clown June 11, 2017

Cuffered

When something is utterly fucked up in a construction environment. Named after Johnny Cuffer. A mealy mouth, insolant retard who wears all of the appropriate contractor style clothes to hide his ineptatude. Also drives very large FORD trucks to disguise his penis size.

"Hey! Who Cuffered up the cords?"
"Damn, that wall is Cuffered!"
"Hey, who Cuffered up the Porta John?"
"Man, he got Cuffered."

by Abbyeye April 16, 2005

Cuffo

The act of removing or altering serial numbers on products and then selling them.

I thought I'd got some sweet new mountain bike forks but they'd been cuffo-ed.

by John Bundoora March 7, 2009