Definitions by Abbyeye
Enya
A sub-class of musioc that is akin to audible laxatives. See also: Vanilla Ice, Da Barge and William Hung.
I have eaten too much cheese and am constipated. I need a newspaper, a roll of toilet papper and an I-Pod filled with Enya.
Cuffered
When something is utterly fucked up in a construction environment. Named after Johnny Cuffer. A mealy mouth, insolant retard who wears all of the appropriate contractor style clothes to hide his ineptatude. Also drives very large FORD trucks to disguise his penis size.