Concentrated Irony

Quoting your own vocal typo for emphasis and absentmindedly inputting a typo in your own signature.

"They all passed with flawless colours"

- Jordan JodLfallow

* Actual name spelt correctly - Jordan Jodfallow
thus resulting in concentrated irony

by Vessel of failure July 7, 2009

conceited

A women who thinks she's all that. MISS Thang. Better than others. Her shit don't stink. Looks down on others. Believes people should beg for her love and friendship. Loves looking at themselves in a mirror or selfies. Has a big family but every photo is of there self. Stupid, weak whore who needs an ass whipping

Can you believe how Cyndi actually acts. She is soooo conceited I feel sickend

by Eminator October 29, 2015

Uber-Concentrate

A phrase used to show exsessive concentration on an object or item.

Bob - " Hey mate.. why did you spend 20 minutes staring at that orange juice yesterday? "
Fred - " Because I uber-concentrated on the word concentrate "

by Arkuvio September 4, 2007

Spacio-Concentrate

The act of looking to others as if you are totally spaced out but in actuality you have complete concentration.

I like to Spacio-Concentrate in my classes because it makes me look like I'm just an average jock but I'm able to learn the lessons and pass my classes anyway.

by Rat2gg December 2, 2009

The Concert Drop

When returning from a concert or sporting event, you drop onto your bed or couch from pure exhaustion late in the light or early in the morning.

Bitch: Dude, last night you scared the shit out of me!
Mike: Wha'd I do?
Bitch: Know how you went to see Sublime last night, well you came in and missed the concert drop on the couch.

by Qwertymf5 May 30, 2010

“It ain’t a Justin Timberlake concert”

A phrased use towards someone being said or having a whinge or just plain feeling sorry for themselves. It’s said in reference to Justin timber lakes song “cry me a river”. To let those know, just get over yourself, life isn’t that bad so dry cry me a river, get over it.

Person winging: why does this always happen to me, what’s the point of trying
Mate: come on mate, “it ain’t a Justin Timberlake concert”

by Badassbossbassbitching July 6, 2019

conceit

a noun used to describe a person that is conceited.

"she is sucha conceit!"

by kennyboy May 13, 2005