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comfortable silence

It doesn't mean you don't have anything to talk about; it just means that you feel comfortable enough to enjoy those moments of silence together.
Sam and Mikayla we’re awfully in comfortable silence while riding in the bumblebee, after escaping from barracuda
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widows comforter

What they called the dildo when it was first invented.
at home, her widows comforter awaits her.
by Kkrrp January 15, 2012
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Getting comfortable with the dogs in the closet

Secretly getting high
The family had come for a visit so I was getting comfortable with the dogs in the closet.
by NubQueen November 25, 2020
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Mr. Comfortable

That one member in every group of friends who eventually becomes far too accustomed to taking advantage of their position. This is expressed in a number of ways, including but not limited to:

-- Shitting in another member's bathroom, except in an emergency.
-- "Bumming" cigarettes, to the point of simply taking them from a pack at their leisure, without asking, and conveniently "forgetting" their own pack at every gathering.
-- Drinking the beer from the pitcher of another, with zero reciprocation. Also applicable to joint smoking.
-- Showing up uninvited, simply due to the knowledge of another member being present.

These individuals will continue offending the group until confronted with their behavior. This will often lead to an indignant response, designed to make the person confronting them feel guilty, and continue to allow the behavior. An organized shunning, or even total group exile is another possible outcome.

Also; Miss/Mrs. Comfortable
"Ahh, goddammit, everybody hide your weed. Mr. Comfortable just pulled up."
by Retired 1800 Enthusiast January 7, 2017
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Conforttigami

The practice of folding random slip of paper into shapes resembling teachers.
The kid folded conforttigami in origami club to look like the teacher.
by Conforttigami Inventor March 13, 2009
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cumfort blanket

The little blanket or cloth that you ejaculate onto so that semen dont get everywhere else.
Dont use that blanket dude. why? Its my cumfort blanket
by MrGrim10001110101 May 20, 2010
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Cumfortable

The act of cumming and pulling up your pants simultaneously to avoid getting caught having a wank.
Lucky I got cumfortable right before my parents walked into my room.
by mike.tython May 6, 2014
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