The Carolina Clingon is the sexual position in which the female lays on her back and the male lays with his feet toward her head. He then inserts his throbbing erect penis into her anal orphus while simultaneously placing his scrotum sac "balls,hairy brain,nuts, etc." into the females vaginal opening. This name originates from the sex toy allowing a women to simultaneously pleasure both her anus and vagina. This sex toy's name is "The Clingon"
Last night, Susan and I did the Carolina Clingon and I wa blew my load in no time.
I love the Carolina Clingon but last she saw a mouse and got scared, subsequently causing her vagina to clench and pinch my balls all to hell. I'm still icing them down.
I love the Carolina Clingon but last she saw a mouse and got scared, subsequently causing her vagina to clench and pinch my balls all to hell. I'm still icing them down.
by Cockshiner Jerry March 4, 2008
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Possible the most obnoxious person ever to have lived.
Possible the most obnoxious person ever to have lived.
by Missouri March 18, 2008
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A very, very, bad idea.
Hillary Clinton will be George Bush x 400, and at least George Bush made things funny.. Hillary Clinton = George Bush x 400, without the funny.
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Get the Chingon mug.See Harpy. Contrary to popular belief (no doubt encouraged by the subjective media), Hillary is not a democrat. She is a socialist. And it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this one out. She has a shitload of idiot feminist supporters that like to sit there and jerk off while they listen to NPR, and only want her to be president because she is female. Apparently they have no idea what socialised healthcare could do to America. (Just look at Canada or Sweden, and then imagine that on a larger scale.) On top of that horrid plan she wants to deprive you of your videogames and shit on your individuality. Everything she proposes seems great in theory, but taking a deeper look, you can tell she's just a feminazi. A power hungry hippo.
The reason I hate Hillary Clinton is not because she is quote "ruining the democratic party", it is because she is the female variant of beloved Comrade Stalin. Comrade Hillary would be even worse, come that time of the month.
I can't say that Mclame or Obrahma are much better.
I can't say that Mclame or Obrahma are much better.
by EffU! June 2, 2008
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Get the Hillary Clinton mug.A man I hate because before Bill Clinton I was a Democrat who was atleast semi-optimistic about politics but after Bill Clinton I am for the destruction of all governments on earth because Clinton showed me just how evil politicians really are!
After Bill Clinton got through with all his shit I will never trust another politician again in my life! Not for as long as I live!
I hate polticians and Clinton is the embodiment of the word politician.
Check his fuckin head for sixes.
I hate polticians and Clinton is the embodiment of the word politician.
Check his fuckin head for sixes.
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