clams

dollas. dolla bills y'all.

you know how much it costs a month? 800 clams beeyotch

by serpeco May 28, 2001

Caustic

Burning, Corosive.

No one was safe when the satirist H.L. Mencken unleashed his caustic wit.

by LarstaiT November 10, 2003

Robable Cause

01: Reasonable grounds for belief that someone named Rob has done something wrong.

02: Reasonable grounds for belief that a Rob is subject to arrest.

03: Reasonable grounds for belief that Rob may be subject to the issuance of a warrant.

We have Robable cause to believe that it was Rob ran over the lady in the elevator.

by Theofrid January 12, 2009

claustrofuck

a) fucking in a small space such as a closet, Geo, box, cubicle etc.

b) "Seven Mintues In Heaven" gone wrong

a) Kaitlyn and Jasmine were discussing the claustrofuck that Kaitlyn had the night before in her boyfriend's Geo.

b) Jared and Olivia were locked in the closet at Carissa's party and it turned into a claustrofuck.

by The Smarty Farty Party October 10, 2008

Digging for clams

Female masturbation.

"Jeremy was out of town, so I went digging for clams."

by Abject Failure June 21, 2009

santa clause balls

When the hair on ones testicles turns white thusly making them look like Santa’s beard.

Rita liked dating an older man until he whipped out his Santa clause balls

by Dry fly dane October 26, 2017

third shake clause

An amendment to the constitution of dong handling. Previously, the constitution stated that shaking your tallywhacker more than twice after taking a piss would be deemed "playing with it". The third shake clause permits the man pissing to give an additional shake to his dong, in order to ensure minimal dribble.

"No sir, I was not playing with myself, I was simply exercising the constitutional rights handed down by my forefathers. Third shake clause beeitch! Get out ma business!

by Horace Blumpkin May 19, 2010