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Chili Punching 

When a man, particularly named Ken, douses his hand in a spicy chili. He then proceeds to repeatedly punch everything in sight that is alive. Babies, the elderly, it doesnt matter.
Ken was banned from the nursing home for repeatedly Chili Punching people.

Chili Heart 

Being passionate but also having a spicy personality.
Dude 1: Aye you dating her?
Dude 2: Yeah why?
Dude 1: Damn you lucky my dude she has a chili heart
Dude 2: Oh word?
Chili Heart by greenjane September 8, 2019

Chili dogged

When you take a poop on a womans chest then you proceed to tittie fuck her. The poop is the chili and you cock is the dog and her tits are the buns put all three together and you have a chili dog
Hey man I heard that you chili dogged that hooker you got last night
Chili dogged by Drudown86 November 7, 2019

chili gimp 

Noun.

Someone you invite to your Super Bowl party to partake in your wicked hot delicious chili with all the scotch bonnets and shit who says they don’t like spicy food so you tell them you also made a mild version but you give them the scotch bonnet shit and they complain and sweat and maybe lose their ability to hear stuff for like 40 minutes but you know they secretly loved it.
Martha said she’d have a bowl of chili if it wasn’t too spicy so I gave that chili gimp the hot shit.
chili gimp by dougie shitmore November 17, 2019

Chili dipping 

The act of putting a ladled hand into the back of a Spanish mans pants.
Omg did you see Terri chili dipping valente in the control room yesterday?
Chili dipping by Dimsum munch November 27, 2019

Chili Cheese Dog

Chili Cheese Dog is a culinary delight in which person A slathers person B’s wang in molten Cheez Whiz person B then proceeds to stick his cheese covered wang Cheese Dog in person A’s waiting asshole. Person A, having eating a big bowl of Cincinatti Chili the night before, shits all over the cheese covered dong. Person A then enjoys a nice fresh Chili dog. Repeat as necessary.
Al: Hey Wollman, did you hear what Alex made brad for dinner last night?

Wollman: was it his famous Chili Cheese Dog