25 cents

All it takes to witness perfection (and buy jawbreakers)

Kevin(shoving flyer into Eddy's face): Listen dork!, Don't put your trash on my door! Yuh hear me?!
Eddy: (stares deep into Kevin's soul while Edd lurks creepily in background, cue in epic music): 25 cents...
Kevin: what?
Eddy: 25 cents, is all it takes Kevin...
Kevin: For what? Another one of your loser projects (ha ha ha)
Eddy: No, ....to see God... Have you ever wanted to see something soo beautiful, so unattainable, ...
Kevin:(stares at the abandoned Plank and says nervously) wh-wh-where's Johnny?
Eddy: He is witnessing perfection
Kevin: (suspicion grows) What do you mean, matter of fact, where is everyone today?
Eddy(raising voice): they are all a part of something far greater, ...they have seen something soo pure that their hearts can no longer turn back,...and it's right behind that door (points to huge carnival tent)
Kevin: whatever dork, take it and leave me alone

(Kevin hands over 25 cents and enters tent and sees the golden bright light. Ed morphs into gelatinous creature slithers behind him and reanimates into human form and waits for his moment)
Kevin: (gasps with terrified bewilderment as he stares into the glowing object):wh-wh-what is this?
Ed proceeds to attack/rape and/or murder Kevin while Ed and Eddy look on from outside.
Kevin screams in horror: Ah! ah! ah! get off me...get off me ahhhhh, no no nooo, ahhhh!!
Eddy (To Edd): Now. Who wants a jaw breaker
-end-

by LawOfficesOfHeslopMacomerSutty May 13, 2020

Cerebral

Being very aware of a situation or circumstance to the point where it is over analyzed.

Quit being cerebral about kissing me, just do it!

by Geronimo1982 August 27, 2013

Censorship

Violation of the 1st Amendment.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Fuck censorship.

by toxic540 December 28, 2005

Nigga Certified

When a white person is accepted as part of the black community.

Connor was Nigga Certified when Anthony first called him "nigga"

by whiteboy2332 June 15, 2010

jasmine cephas jones

Married to anthony Ramos

the greatest person on the planet besides her mom Beyoncé .

Jasmine Cephas Jones : "And Peggy"

by Janthonyfluff December 18, 2016

Center Rat

a person who hangs out at West Hartford Center almost everyday.

Todd: Hey you have any idea where has Julia been?

Jim: Dude she's most likely at the center she's such a center rat

by RandomEmoKid March 6, 2009

Cerena

The word Cerena is French-Canadian and means "she who is beautiful and without equal". A Cerena is the pinnacle of female perfection and drives any and all men to crave her. There are those who say she gives off a Coconut aroma, others say its more like baked pastries... you will know you have come across a Cerena when you feel your heart swell, your smile widen and your mood completely skyrocket into bliss, at the mere sight of her, let alone mere thought.

I have a Cerena and she is everything.

by Coolconut December 6, 2010