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Hot Topic Boner

The week long-lasting pants full of excitement one attains from the current popular "trend". It comes and goes with blockbuster movies, hit youtube videos and other various things teenagers worship. This usually results in a weekly trip to Hot Topic to purchase a t-shirt and/or other merchandise with the trend plastered all over it.
Jesse: AJ's goin' hard about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. He just bought the official soundtrack and a t-shirt.

Jeremy: That's just his Hot Topic Boner actin' up. He'll forget about it when Harry Potter 6 comes out.
by SpyderNinja June 25, 2009
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turbo boner

A person that has a such a gnar erection that nothing can make it go away
dude i cant get up...some one will see my turb0 b0ner
by waaaaaaah January 27, 2005
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urinary boner

Perhaps the worst of all boners, this boner occurs when one really has to piss. It normally appears during what was originally an uneventful walk to class, or whilst playing a friendly game of Parcheesi with some bomb-ass broads. Only goes away after relieving oneself...

Control your fluid intake, you idiot. No one wants one of these bad boys to pop up in the middle of nowhere.
"Dude you ready to go now?"

"Can't brah; I've got a raging boner of the urinary variety.

"A urinary boner?!? I understand..."
by Kutcher March 26, 2009
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Lady Boner

A word used when a girl gets turned on by something-(brooke burke)
that guy just gave me a lady boner
by brooke burke10 December 27, 2018
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Boner Day

The first day of the year in which the weather is nice enough for girls to wear shorts/skirts and show some skin; particularly celebrated on a college campus.
Meghan's cleavage had been hibernating for the winter. It was not until Boner Day that I got to see her voluminous rack.
by The Nightman April 16, 2009
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boner-face

The face one makes when they have what they think to be a great idea and get very excited. Similar to the face made when popping a boner.
Matt had such a boner-face when he talked about his idea to spend spring break in Cancun.
by Broin' out April 1, 2011
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Nerd Boner

achieving a boner from the gain of knowledge that has no sexual content
DUDE! I was watching Ancient Aliens on the History Channel and got a nerd boner
by Tehpirate November 11, 2009
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