Baby Bullet

Sperm

Pulling out is like playing Russian roulette with a baby bullet.

by Blueberrypop April 25, 2010

dodging the brown bullet

Discovering only pee when changing a diaper, several times in a row. Presumably the other parent (or babysitter/grandparent/whoever) was not so lucky.

I've been dodging the brown bullet for a week now. Baby and I have worked out the perfect arrangement.

by mc? June 28, 2012

putting bandaids on bullet wounds

1) To apply extremely limited resources to resolve massive problems. 2) To try to fix an extremely large problem, usually caused by some idiot (ie. your boss) that you are expected to pull some fairy dust out of your ass to fix.

Eric: What's going on man?
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.

by blckexec January 24, 2015

Afghan Magic Bullet

A bullet with 'unknown' origins and an amazing ability to find itself lodged between the eyes of some of the worlds biggest shitbags. Usually either 7.62 or 5.56 caliber.

Soldier 1: Hey where's the prisoner?
Soldier 2: What prisoner?
Soldier 1: You know...the one we found with the little boys chained up in his mud hut?
Soldier 2: Oooh...thaaat prisoner...Afghan Magic Bullet found his ass...

Soldier 1: Remember that compound we raided the other night?
Soldier 2: Yeah the one where we found that piece of shit fucking a puppy?!?
Soldier 1: Yeah! Maaan...Afghan Magic Bullet...that shit came outta nowhere!!

by whiskey_6 January 2, 2009

Steaming Bullet

When you tranfer a fart from one ass to another

"Man that was fross i felt that rumble"
"Thats what i call a steaming bullet"

by D-Man May 13, 2005

Golden Bullet

When a woman squirts but it is actually pee coming out. The man thinks it is cum of some sort. He got the Golden Bullet.

Arron was amazed at his wife's orgasm; too bad it was a Golden Bullet.

by crestwood March 22, 2010

platinum bullet

A reference to an extremely attractive, but completely psycho or morally bankrupt woman that causes great distress, emotional damage, financial burden or any combination of the above. Often they will have control issues and cheat with multiple partners.

Basically, it looks fantastic but it still fucks you up.

Man Leanna was adorable, but she ended up being a platinum bullet.

by Ratznium June 25, 2008