nee breeted

Pronounced: knee-breeted
When you are to inebriated to say inebriated and nee breeted comes out.

Man, I feel so nee breeted

Haha, i can drive, YOU'RE too nee breeted

by posham July 16, 2010

beeteedoubleyew

Over-exaggerated IM version of the classic text-friendly btw (by the way), normally used with sarcasm.

John: yeah, kinda told her you wouldn't mind doubledating with her friend tonight.
Duke: hot?
John: fat.
Duke: beeteedoubleyew, I h8 u.

by DukePerino November 25, 2007

beetling

The act of curling up and lying on your back, just like a flipped over beetle. Sometimes tricky to get back up

'what you doing?'
'beetling...'
'why?'
'mad hangover!'

by barry manihigh January 20, 2013

Beetho

The realest Nigga on every block. His big eye's see everything.

Look at that beetho over there, he is such a bitch.

by UltraGiggaNigga July 25, 2016

Beeting my tofu

{beating the bishop}{beating your meat} {(choking the chicken} The animal friendly way of saying you are masturbating.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.

"I was beeting my tofu last night to some good ass cuckold adult content"

by The Black Plague January 23, 2019

Beetlejuice

v. To give an over-the-clothes handjob/fingerbang in a public place

If you're going to Beetlejuice your date at a Broadway show try to hide it with the popcorn box

by Aaron's Rod September 19, 2023

italian beret

When a grown Italian man teabags the back of a child's head at a middle school baseball game. Always initiated from the seat directly behind, left leg propped up on the back of the child's chair. For a propped right leg see Italian Sombrero.

Hey, Delia, did you see that sweet Italian Sombrero at the game last night? Dude, that was me and it was totally an Italian Beret .

by FetusFracas November 15, 2015