Beel

A Right Royal Wanker

Look that Beel

by The-shield February 27, 2004

Jalapeno Bagel

A person of Puerto Rican and Jewish descent.

Kelly Greenberg is a spicy little Jalapeno Bagel.

by G Money July 2, 2004

Cum bagel

A game played by a group of three or more men and a pastry of your choice (preferably a bagel). The object of the game is to masterbate and ejaculate on the pastry (if you ejaculate but miss it does not count). who ever is last to do so must eat the pastry.

If Bill, Joe, Stan are playing Cum bagel. Joe ejaculates and hits the bagel, Bill ejaculates but misses the bagel, and Stan ejaculates and hits the bagel, Then Joe and Stan would be safe and Bill must eat the seaman-covered bagel.

by TheLizM October 19, 2010

bagel test

a test about how relaible you are.

some companies have a bagel test before deciding to hire people.

by conservative_rabbit March 27, 2011

Beelzebub

What my math teacher calls me

math teacher: Beelzebub, do some work
me: O_o but I am Rumplestiltskin...

by MissUnderstood December 24, 2008

Hey Let's Bagel

I'm ready to go... Let's leave

when a party begins to suck... Let's Bagel

by Amanda November 4, 2004

Bageling

The act of pelting a bagel at someone from a moving vehicle. Cinnamon-rasin bagels recommended. It is also recommended to have a fast car and a capable driver, just in case people don't like being hit with flying pastries. Face shots are the goal. Chest and back shots are acceptable.

Let's go bageling on Tuesday!

Roberto:"I have all of these bagels in my car, but I don't know what to do with them..."
Conrad:"We could eat them?"
Bruce:"Or we could go bageling!"

by bagel wizard December 31, 2012