The-shield's definitions

Bad Hand

Bad Hand. Thought to have originally stemmed from the phrase "Dealt a bad hand".

Now commonly used to mock ones downfall or misfortune.

Boon: That stupid meat head just fell over and broke his arm

Rymer: Bad Hand.

or

Boon: I'm Jewish, don't ya know?

Kev: Bad Hand. WHAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

by The-Shield September 22, 2004

Stogie Time

A small smoke interlude, usually between drinking, gaming ar watching an Arnie film.

Boon: "Stogie Time?"

by The-Shield March 7, 2004

Snecker

A dirty scrubber. One might say, a filth monger.

Look at Gaz! What a Snecker

by The-Shield March 1, 2004

half a stock

A semi erection, where one simply goes chubby in the trouser department.

Fuck me, Kerry is hot. I swear she gave me half a stock!

by The-Shield March 1, 2004

stock

A full erection.

Look bitch, I got stock! Jump on!

by The-Shield March 1, 2004

Wootle

A Semi-Woot. Something not quite up to the status of Woot.

That game was wootle

by The-Shield March 1, 2004

Cheds

A friend or aquaintence. Usually reserved for occasions when "Chief" is not appropriate.

Coming down to the Masons cheds?

by The-Shield March 1, 2004