Her bearded clam was closed, but I pried it open with my fingers, transferred her love juices to the head of my dick, and gently began to slip it to her.
by John R. January 2, 2004
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by N Igma April 15, 2006
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The instant regret felt by a man who hastily shaves off his beard either out of impulse or frustration, usually after a considerable amount of time and money has been spent growing, grooming, and nurturing it.
Tim: Joaquin looks so different without that gnarly beard. I barely recognized him at the bar last night.
Sean: I know! But be careful mentioning that around him. Dude is having some serious bearder's remorse about it.
Sean: I know! But be careful mentioning that around him. Dude is having some serious bearder's remorse about it.
by sweetbeejesus June 16, 2012
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While at the construction site, my girl snuck into the porta-potty with me and gave a blue bearded blumpkin!
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by MRoehrig08 April 29, 2011
Get the pulled a beard mug.When a teenager starts getting facial hair and automatically wants to show it off by growing the scraggily few hairs into a "beard" (or any of the other facial hair variations) and parading around.
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