Bean Cereal

When a guy accidentally drops small turd nuggets while jizzing in a bitches belly-button. She then grabs the delicate nugget and dips them in her belly-button.

Man, I accidentally let out a few turds last night and she made Bean Cereal!

by Pizza Camo May 19, 2022

Sly beans

A situation thats sly, and mean.

Keeley = "arw I missed the bus!"
Katie= "Arr sly beans!"
Vanessa = "Sly beans Keels"

by RayRayTec June 22, 2011

Beans in a cup

When a man inserts his entire penis as well as his scrotum and testicles into the appropriate orifice. For example, a man inserts his cock and balls into a girl's anus.

Omg, last night we were doing beans in a cup, I'm surprised I was able contain all of that!

by Ivan Jerkinovv October 2, 2019

Lady Beans

The Clitoris

Cam models play with their Lady Beans for money

by Qunzani November 5, 2015

Beans Jump

A type of trickjump that makes no fucking sense anymore as to what it is

Xdxboxjaja: Hey guys, I found a new beans jump!

everyone else: what the fuck is beans anymore

by JiggsGuy November 10, 2019

sleep for beans

The act of failing to sleep for an adequate amount of hours.

Chris did not sleep for beans last night because he stayed up all night making Carlos' graduation poster.

by KingPizza July 6, 2015

Bean Bagger

A person, typically named Rob or Trob, who pulls out their nut sack and smacks it onto a nearby desk or table, simulating the sound effect of a bean bag. It can happen without notice, and truly shock all those in the vicinity.

Joe Z: "Dude some complete mad man just tossed his balls on a high chair at Cracker Barrel infront of several families!
Jeff: "Sweet Christ, Bean Bagger's on the loose!!!"

by Barnyard Bailey May 2, 2019