Wank Baton

A wank baton is when a group of friends take it in turns to masturbate over internet porn. The first person decides the porno and wanks over said porn until cumming, he then has to tag the next friend in, who has to wank over the same porno and spunk within the defined time of that skin flick. Failure to cum within the given time frame will result in the baton being dropped and a forfeit decided by everybody who has already shot their love gravy.

Dave started the wank baton, but the bastard chose a 2 minute porno. He managed to cum but when Jordan was handed the baton he masturabated so furiously that he snapped his banjo string

by lordloverocket69 January 25, 2011

The BamBam Batman

The act of hopping threw someone's window wearing a DC outfit and have sex with everyone while also juggling chainsaws, but everyone must be asleep.

Dude, that fuckboy Marcelo pulled a The BamBam Batman on my neighbors which is his house.

by Succ9001 April 1, 2019

Batman

A ploy in which the man excits the female to orgasm, and just as she is euphoria, the man bails out and leaves. Annoying the female to no end.

Ariana - OMG Did you hear? Evan's ex asked him to fuck her and he did it. But right before she was about to cum, he stopped and just left. Now she keeps calling and is all pissed off!
Phil - ...That's what we call a batman.

by Strontium August 15, 2008

batman

When your ball sac sticks to the side of your legs creating a wings affect.

Stickey situations between your legs.

by Joey2Times September 14, 2005

batmunk

1) School hamburger meat. really nasty.

2) Slimy muddy, pond scum.

1) "Oh shit, was that a hamburger?"
"yep"
"oh shit i stepped in batmunk!"

2) "hey feel the bottom of the lake over here."
"Eww. it feels like batmunk!"

by Sidenote October 9, 2006

arrest baton

In DarkRP, a role-playing gamemode for Garry's Mod, this is the weapon used by cops to send people to jail. When a cop hits someone with it, they are instantly teleported to jail, and they respawn when their jail time (usually two minutes) is up. Also called an arrest stick.

flarn2006: Dude! DetJohnKimble just dropped his arrest baton!
gmodrulez: Pick it up!
flarn2006: I already did. See?

-- gmodrulez has been arrested for 120 seconds

gmodrulez: /demote DetJohnKimble dropped arrest baton

-- gmodrulez has started a vote for the demotion of DetJohnKimble.
-- The demotion vote has started!
-- DetJohnKimble suicided!
-- DetJohnKimble has been demoted!
-- DetJohnKimble has been made a Citizen.

DetJohnKimble: sucker...

-- flarn2006 has been arrested for 120 seconds

by Anonymous938743 September 7, 2009

Baton Rouge Special

A Baton Rouge Special is when a man fucks girl a bare back on her period before he cums he takes his "Red Stick" out and she sucks him off. In the process the girl recieves a Clown Face.

I taught she was really wet but I realized she was on the rag so I made her give be a Baton Rouge Special and I finished in her mouth.

by gcribb January 3, 2006