secret burrito

noun

A burrito kept and consumed in secret—typically in an industrial work area where food and beverages are prohibited— hidden under a stack of paper documents.

That senior airman thinks he’s sly with his secret burrito on his toolbox.

by Radio Mastermind December 10, 2021

Birthday Burrito Surprise

Put on your birthday suit, wrap yourself in a blanket like a burrito, wait for your significant other, friends, or family (if you dare) to see you, and then quickly unwrap your butt-ass-naked-self in front of them, yelling, “Surprise!” You’re naked when you do this - in case you missed it.

Girl 1: Omg, when I got home, my boyfriend gave me a Birthday Burrito Surprise.
Girl 2: What the heck is that?
Girl 1: He was wrapped in a blanket, like a burrito, and then surprised me when he popped out naked!

by Joooshy January 18, 2023

Soggy Burrito

Having anal sex with a Mexican person with diarrhea.

My friend Yahir and I just did a Soggy Burrito. It was muy bien.

by No I don’t want that March 14, 2023

squeeze the bean burrito

An emphasised slang term for male masturbation

I want to go home and squeeze the bean burrito

by Cozza Ol' M8 January 21, 2019

LEGO ballsack burrito

So you take a LEGO brick and some extra ballsack skin (I prefer to take a hot shower so it’s extra stretchy) then carefully wrap the LEGO brick around your ballsack skin.

Damn that’s a big LEGO ballsack burrito

by Emmitt from the LEGO movie April 18, 2019

GERMAN BREAKFAST BURRITO

A steaming German log on your chest when you wake up. Your partner was kind enough to make you breakfast.

Petr: "This morning I woke up to a fatty steamer on my chest! It was such a fucking mess, and I could barely finish it!"

Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"

by capturethefag February 10, 2021

Meaty Mexican burrito

When you proceed to stick your penis in a tortilla and put Mexican style ingredients, guacamole, cheese, salsa in it. Your partner will than devour it off like a hungry Latina.

Bro #1- yooo my parents have leftover burritos I may have to give my girl a meaty Mexican burrito

Bro#2- No way! Hope she can handle the spice

by Sexymexicano69420taco November 29, 2021