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frustration boner

a frustration boner usually happens when someone is losing at any kind of event, such as a video game. your testosterone is quickly channeled into your penis, causing you to sport a brand new boner fueled by your angry testosterone rush.
after i got stuck with a grenade in halo, i was forced to excuse myself from the game to relieve my frustration boner.
by davidthemurderer January 27, 2006
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Breakdown Boner

The practically orgasmic uncorking of spontaneous joy from listening to a hardcore breakdown.
When we were in the car jamming out to "You Already Know What You Are" by ADTR, Taylor got a phone call and had to turn it off, and thus totally killed my Breakdown Boner.
by A4estonfire April 25, 2010
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Toner Boner

What you definitely don't get when looking at a 2005 RAM 1500 Daytona edition.
Brad: Wow! Look at that RAM 1500! Why does it have a spoiler on it?
Carlos: He gets a toner boner from it. Nobody else cares about it but the guy driving it sure likes to think so. It's also got a bone stock 5.7 Hemi in it.
by Mardel March 10, 2021
mugGet the Toner Bonermug.

It's Boner Time!

1) a phrase you shout once your penis becomes erect.

2) a phrase you shout when you are about to beat someone so bad in a videogame that it makes you sexually aroused.
mike: "It's Boner Time!"
Bob: "you have a boner right now, dont you?"
Mike: "yep"

John: "oh man! This match is full of noobs waiting to get pwned! It's Boner Time, bitches!"
by paster whackadoodle August 9, 2012
mugGet the It's Boner Time!mug.

boner insurance

Stringing your present girlfriend along until you can find a new and improved one.....
Even though she made him mental,Paul made sure he had boner insurance by dating his present girlfriend until he could find a better replacement.
by sheila in the car September 23, 2011
mugGet the boner insurancemug.

bandwagon boner

When a team you have been bandwagonning wins, you get an erection.
"Dude, the Tigers just railed that team!"

"Yeah, I totally just got a bandwagon boner!
by DariusRamboWhite December 23, 2011
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