A condition suffered by males aged 16-24 caused by lack of testosterone due to small testes, or balls. Symptoms usually include a bossy, superior attitude, uncharacteristically high voices, gay tendencies, and an overwhelming need to show they're better than everyone else. Small Ball Syndrome, or SBS is only treated by hanging out with other SBS sufferers to feel better about their lack of manhood
"Man, that punk can act all bad on the phone, but his squeeky voice betrayed his small ball syndrome"
"Sometimes, I date guys with small ball syndrome because I feel better dating a weak minded man that I can control"
"Sometimes, I date guys with small ball syndrome because I feel better dating a weak minded man that I can control"
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n. A person who speaks using the dialect, and behaves in a characteristic manner, such as rabid fandom of the Baltimore Orioles, walking down the middle of the street when there is a perfectly good and clear sidewalk, eating bushels of whole soft-shelled crabs doused with Old Bay seasoning, etc.
n. A person who speaks using the dialect, and behaves in a characteristic manner, such as rabid fandom of the Baltimore Orioles, walking down the middle of the street when there is a perfectly good and clear sidewalk, eating bushels of whole soft-shelled crabs doused with Old Bay seasoning, etc.
Listen to the song "Crabs For Christmas" for a definitive rendering of Baltimoron.
Get out of the middle of the street, you Baltimoron!
Get out of the middle of the street, you Baltimoron!
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