AWESOME TIME

An abnormal infectious condition. Its name is derived from the common description of how the infected describe the kind of "time" they are having. Often reffered to as a "high." Very popular among younger adults and college students. Main symptoms are being very happy and horny. Also, the condition has been known to give hilarious and unforgetable memories which are permanently imprinted into the infected. The main cause of this condition is Ake. WARNING: Can be contracted sexually!

AKEhaul CAUSES AWESOME TIME!!

by Professor T. Bag April 17, 2009

Awesome Sauce

A substance extremely similar to Crack.

The difference, however, is one is made as the result of unicorns firing magical lasers into the sun, which, in turn, refracts a fire-rainbow onto the moon, where it is then collected by space chinchillas, packaged in crystal jars made from orphan tears, and sent in a rocket back to Earth.

The other you just buy from your local Jimmy.

...Wait, wait, WHAT?

That's not even CLOSE to Awesome Sauce, biddy, WHAT WRONG WIT YOU?

by Lumennex August 28, 2011

awesomefagacy

The homosexual state of having fun; Something totally awesome. (in a gay way)

Damn, sucking dick is such an awesomefagacy

by _PkInGz21_ September 30, 2003

awesomeatastic

When the awesomeatastity of a situation, object or person has moved beyond of the realm of 'awesome' and had reached new levels never thought of before by mankind.

"Dude! Your new car is awesomeatastic !"

by Transypoo February 20, 2009

awesomeify

(verb): to make (someone or something) awesome or more awesome

I need to awesomeify my sister's room now that she's off to college.

I'm totally awesomefying my pad this weekend.

by wasupwiththat December 2, 2009

Awesomefest

When a situation or string of situations has several elements each classifiable as awesome following each other rapidly, even possibly occuring at the same time, while barely leaving time to utter the word 'awesome' before the next awesomeness appears.

Dude! This movie was one serious awesomefest.

by Metroplex April 11, 2011

Awesomenator

The guy of every girls dreams. Sexy, handsome, sweet, genuine, dreamy and interesting. He can be funny and sarcastic, which is one of his best qualities. Wonderful swooshing long hair. Amazing at sex. Big mesmerizing eyes. The best boyfriend any girl could ever have. All around, just an awesome guy.

That guy is so hot and dreamy, he's such an awesomenator.

by caressmybones August 17, 2011