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intelligence abuse

the misuse of intelligence by policy makers in order produce results that people want to hear instead of what the evidence indicates
The claims by the Bush admistration that Pre-war Iraq was linked to Al-Qida and that Iraq possessed stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction with the intent to give them to terrorist organisations are a perfect example of "intelligence abuse".
by dustinisnotcoolerthanyou March 1, 2011
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ambush daps

Taking or giving yourself "daps" from someone else when they are not actually trying to give you "daps". Usually done when someone says or does something unfunny but quickly pounds another person's unsuspecting fist,
Mikey: "Dude, I hope there will be lots of 16 year olds at the pool today, we can totally holler at them!"

Mike: "Nah Dawg, that isn't really tight... You aren't getting daps for that one..." (Shaking his head).

Zach: "Whatever, you will give him daps later on for that."

(Simultaneously while punching his fist against Mike's, Mikey yells)

Mikey: Ambush Daps, bitches!!!!
by Bromancer20 July 30, 2009
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Self abuse

Used normally in a disgusted tone of voice, it refers to wanking, contrary to Genesis 38.6. Also referred to as "secret vice".
"Self abuse... is... immoral... and will not be tolerated... for it is contrary to scripture."
by KHD August 20, 2003
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Nigerian ambush

n. The act of farting into a pillow, piece of foam rubber, or sweater, and then sneaking up behind someone and pressing into their face. A particularly vile prank after eating spicy, exotic food.
My cousin Flobert was being a little bitch, so I saved up a greasy taco fart, grabbed a cushion from the couch, and totally Nigerian Ambush-ed him.
by skip o'potamus September 25, 2006
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airbus

Having flown both Boeings and Airbuses for over 30 years, I can see good points about each type, but any suggestion that Airbuses are not well built is foolish. In many ways their build quality is superior. Boeing is superior in other areas, such as flight control philosophy.
Boeing V Airbus
"Scarebus"
Boring
A320
B737
by old captain July 3, 2006
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Ambushed

When you go to a party, and there are already numerous amounts of members that are not of your preference.
Dude I went to Jessica's party last night and got ambushed.
by Tromedlov Stanton January 9, 2015
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Facial abuse

A genre of porn that's borderline rape.

Facial abuse is consensual sex usually paid, in which the throat of the sex partner is being violently fucked for the pleasure and amusements of the perv. Skullfucking, gagging, deepthroating etc...
Guy 1: Yeah man I'm not taking that girl seriously.
Guy 2 : I wouldn't either. She has been letting guys Facial abuse her all throughout the campus.
Guy 1 : its just my turn. Can't bring a girl like that breath smells like bleach and pee and sounds like she has been swallowing billow pads around ma.
by Notshynotmayyy November 18, 2021
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