apololyin

its when you apologize to a person but your lying at the same time

gurl 1: im sorry that i kissed your boyfriend
gurl 2: stop fakin,you apololyin to me!! i wasnt born yesterday

by sagiekins July 8, 2007

apologaholic

Some one who apologizes about everything even if they arn't at fault.

guy: "Ugh! my mom is being such a bitch!"

girl: "Oh, I'm sorry."

guy: "You apologize too much, you're an apologaholic."

girl: "I'm sorry."

by jetincredible April 21, 2009

apocalumnus

(pl. apocalumni)

A member of the graduating class of 2012, named for the Mayans' alleged prediction the world will end that year.

"Dude, you think the economy will recover in time for the apocalumni to get good jobs?"

"I don't know. Glad I graduated 5 years ago. It's gonna be tough being an apocalumnus."

by obscuravirtus August 11, 2009

apocolocyntosis

the act of turning into a pumpkin.

At midnight, Cinderella's carriage will go through apocolocyntosis.

by amazingLiterary October 25, 2009

apolocalypse

The derailment and complete destruction of a train carrying an entire polo team as well as the horses.

The four horsemen of the apolocalypse never saw it coming.

by Solasystym March 4, 2010

Apoustics

The properties of the space around a toilet (be it a public restroom stall or personal bathroom) to reduce or amplify sounds or smells that are innately related to the acts that take place upon it.

Crestfallen by the poor apoustics of the campsite portapotty, I proceeded to take a dump accompanied by a rock concert of rectal noises and vapors of my own excrement.

by StirlingMortlock May 19, 2010

apodivore

A person who refrains from eating anything with legs.

Everybody thought Billy was a pescatarian, until they caught him eating rattlesnake meat. "What? I'm an apodivore, not a pescatarian", said an incensed Billy.

by Clyde Greentree August 5, 2010