apodivore

A person who refrains from eating anything with legs.

Everybody thought Billy was a pescatarian, until they caught him eating rattlesnake meat. "What? I'm an apodivore, not a pescatarian", said an incensed Billy.

by Clyde Greentree August 5, 2010

apivore

An apricot eating bongo playing tapeworm.

The apivore was great late night entertainment, and we only payed him in apricots.

by Delilah Farbs the 2nd December 31, 2007