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Red road

It’s when you are getting/giving such good head on a motorcycle that you cause the driver or drive of a cliff.
Mourner: How did chad die?
Chad’s uncle: Red road from my sister
Mourner: His mom?
by DingusDan1028 July 4, 2019
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Red Gerard

17-year-old snowboarder Red Gerard, the first American to win a gold medal in the PyeongChang Winter Olympics 2018, who upon realizing he placed first after his third run, promptly said “holy fuck” on national television. Not only this, he overslept his alarm for the event and lost his coat, needing to borrow his roommates. He’s the new patron saint to teenagers everywhere, and the hero America deserves.

Also, a phrase now used to describe a person down to their final option in a dire situation and pulling through beautifully.
“Adam pulled a Red Gerard when he landed a home run after two strikes.”
by DaleThePig February 16, 2018
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Red invitation

An invitation to any event that is made by a distant associate circumventing a closer associate who may be uncomfortable with the invitation.
When older brother invites younger brother's girlfriend to family Christmas via Facebook, without younger brother's approval or knowledge, she has recieved a "red invitation".
by Slow moe Joe January 9, 2009
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red flare

A another name for a girl with an STD
“Bro did you fuck that hoe”Guy1 “Na she is a red flare”guy2
by Westcoast4444 November 5, 2019
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Red Ribbons

The effect of a sun burn with parts of abdominal fat concealed , so that when you stand up your stomach appears to be covered in red ribbons.
Marshall: Man! My dad is such a dope!
Travis: Gee , Why?
Marshall: He fell asleep again on the beach and now he's covered in red ribbons.
by Modifier September 2, 2013
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red eight

Used to define people going crazy after seeing red eights everywhere. Most people enter a coma after 8 years of witnissing this phenomenon.
This person is about to be a red eight.
by Rentah July 6, 2018
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red carpet

The pubic hair of a red headed woman.
"He thinks he's getting inside? Please, Bonnie's red carpet is VIP only."
by Veronica Veil May 19, 2008
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