Jon Rooke

Sexy, bamf who takes shit from nobody. Can make any douche bag love him and has great music taste.

Has the occasionally cigar, and his general demeanor exudes sex.

Jon Rooke. There are so many examples, and yet not enough.

by bbboy4lyfe August 15, 2011

Lil' Jon

1. A character in Robinhood (but spelled wrong).

2. Referring to the small size of a man's penis.

1. "Little John's not little at all, is he?"

2. "Man, we was ready to git down and then he whips out his Lil' Jon."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Jon Hamming

clearly demonstrating a bulge in your crotch of your pants, shorts, chubbies, etc. Sticky Fingers style.

Those pants are too tight, bro. You're totally Jon Hamming it.

by UrbanDictionarySnob July 2, 2015

Pull a jon

When an employee calls in for work on the beginning or end of the workweek.

"I feel lIke crap today, think I'm going to pull a jon."

by cee___jay October 20, 2016

eric's Jon

Another word for erection, comes from the norwegian word ereksjon.

Sofie: Check our 'Eric's Jon'.
Andrea: Dude, so deep.

by vesener December 11, 2015

Jon Bush

A hairy man with a gorilla cock.

That kid had a very small hairy penis. It reminded me of Jon Bush.

by 73736182)63682 November 23, 2018

plain jon

Used in a similar fashion as John Doe, except used to describe a generic boy from Northern NJ/NY corridor. It is possible to see varying dress, especially for Long Island plain jons, but typical garb includes plain no logo t shirts and sweats. Typically of the white boy wigger white T variety, but can vary. Basketball shorts, however, are a necessity to being a plain jon.

Are you going to get those boxes from the truck? No, I've got a plain jon doing that

by The Almanac January 3, 2017