Smoke the meats

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.

No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .

by Pro skills February 7, 2020

Ninja Smoke

The ability of an individual, through luck or planning, to avoid unpleasant situations, particularly those involving law enforcement or government bureaucracy. See also: American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History by Chris Kyle, with Scott McEwen and Jim De Felice. 2012.

"Jason went to sleep early while everyone else at the party got arrested for indecent exposure. Jason has the best ninja smoke ever."

by ajeffersonk September 20, 2013

Smoke Monkey

City dweller, especially from a capital or on of the primary cities of a nation.
Often best applied to a city dweller who is out of place in country or sub-urban surroundings.
Someone from a 'big smoke' environment.
A concrete Tarzan.
Possible car theif.

Bloke 1: Dave, your mate Mick's got a headstrong attitude, why's he in people's faces all the time?
Bloke 2: He's a good guy, mate, but what'd you expect, dude's a fucking smoke monkey.

by Snowcaller September 3, 2014

Soldier smoking

When in a toking circle and two members pass the blunt back n forth between each other...instead of passing on to the left....
Left. Right. Left.

Oi, are you two Bogarts Soldier smoking that thing??

by Trichomey October 7, 2019

Dragon Smoke

Informal, n. Heroin. When smoked.

Going to get some tinfoil my good sir? I've a large rock of the Chinese variety, we can partake in some dragon smoke.

by lemmidoggins October 31, 2015

Smoking rape

A term used to describe an older guy who is constantly talking about much younger girls that it's just as bad as smoking crack

guy 1: dude, check out that chick over there
Guy 2: she's at least 12 bro!
Guy 1: but that ass though...
Guy 2: dude, can you stop smoking rape

by Drosie June 30, 2016

smoking oklahoma

When you jerk off while smoking a black and mild and when you jizz, you use the stream to put out the cigar. A little burn here and there means you're doing something right... Mmm did i smell bacon??

Man, I pulled a smoking oklahoma earlier, and now i can't get this damn cigar lit again!

by Mr_StealYoGirl October 9, 2015