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Meat Off

A competition where two individuals race to see who can finish a serving of lukewarm sloppy joe meat on a paper plate. Typically this event is held for the love of a third party.
“Dude, I can’t wait to go to the Jack and Gordon meat off tonight!”
by stackin2high January 23, 2025
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Mystery meat

Don't message me without a picture, please. Don't waste my time with mystery meat.
by Nom de ploome July 20, 2017
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Day dreamer meat beater

An insult used by 10th graders dating 7th graders trying to defend how disgusting they are
“I’m dating a 7th grader, and this guy knows how wrong it is, He’s a day dreamer meat beater
by anonymous March 31, 2023
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Dirty Meat

Is a person (Man or Woman) who willingly have unprotected sex with many partners without knowledge or care if thier partners have STDs, HIV or Aids.
I was at a anonumous sex party one hour ago and saw a Dirty Meat have unprotected anal sex with 70 different guys and 38 different guys the night before.
by DTCD April 7, 2023
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Kiss my meat

The term “Kiss my meat” is basically another version of saying “kiss my ass” but gayer, zestier, and sassier.
“Those shoes look lame!”

“Wtv hoe, kiss my meat😒”
by Aphoedite May 15, 2024
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Walmart/meat

Non-binary Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Walmart Bag No Cap Valid FDA Approved Lunch Meat + Only attracted to Red Buttons made out of Wood, specifically hard wood - gay = me
Some random queer: what do you identify as?
Me: Well it’s taken a lot of personal contemplation, but I’ve finally decided I identify as a Walmart/meat
Some random queer: Wow! That’s so cool, I identify as a ni-
by BigfootsGrandpa September 30, 2021
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Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis
on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying
by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016
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