chubs hand

The act of receiving a handjob with the giver using a prosthetic wooden hand, possibly with the fingers simply glued on.

Reference to the 1996 classic, Happy Gilmore - and his golf coach, Chubs.

My girlfriend got her hand ripped off in a woodchipper yesterday, so I made her give me the ole chubs hand a few minutes after she woke up from surgery.

by Ticklish Tapir July 1, 2018

no hand dance

Its when you can use your mouth on the opposite sex private parts without using any assistance from your hand.

When you suck sick with no hands . you just did the no hand dance

by Crazycouple144 March 9, 2018

2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy

John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped

by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018

two hand ghyuck ghyuck

The elegance of both hands grasping the shaft while in an up and down motion, also simultaneously giving a blowjob

aye shawty you tryna give me and my boi that two hand ghyuck ghyuck or nah?

by 305juju404 August 8, 2018

Grandpa hand

When you soak your hand in a bowl of cold water before masterbation so it gets that nice wrinkly grip.

I grandpa handed so hard yesterday.

by Spirit buffalo August 9, 2018

Second Hand Spoil

The same as spoiling but with a twist. It is saying that a character did not die in the movie and is still alive instead of telling the person who dies.

Mark: Oh boy I’m about to see endgame!
Chris: Nice! You know Thor doesn’t die!
Mark: Damn it chris! You just second hand spoil!

by Citorealia May 4, 2019

boss hand

a majestic hand movement to show off ones sexy facial expressions made by a dabbing unicorn

there goes the lets get weird family doing the boss hand again

by taquitojoker May 29, 2019