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Dion Bombing

The Dion Bomb is the art of requesting Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" on a digital jukebox at a packed bar. In most cases, the Dion Bomb will be interrupted by an intelligent bartender for a better song. Occasionally, females will use the opportunity to karaoke the annoying theme song to the 1997 blockbuster hit.

Men will use the opportunity to reaffirm their masculinity by vocalizing their objections to the broadcast of this song. This is mainly based on bad school dance experiences that rendered them without a dance partner, crying into a plastic cup of Minute Maid Orange Soda, wearing jean shorts and a Nautica t-shirt.
The bar was filled with Chads, last night. It should have come as no surprise that I was Dion Bombing the shit out of that place on my way out.
by The Stafford Executive August 18, 2011
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Carpet Bombing

The run to the toilet while shitting yourself after a hot curry the previous evening.
Oh no I'm about to do some carpet Bombing!
by Owen smithers June 24, 2019
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Russian Tsar Bomb

When you blow your nose into your girls pussy and tape it shut so that your snot stays inside of her forever.
Johnny, I Russian Tsar Bombed the prostitute because she made me mad.
by ProBater69 February 7, 2022
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Sharknado bomb

This is when you fart so aggressively that the fart ends up ripping your pants clean, burning you and others eyes around you and are left with a sore ass for 2 days.
*sharknado bomb*
Dude what was that?!
Sorry i just did a fart and spit my pants!!
Nah you just did a sharknado bomb mate my eyes are burning!!!!
by FatboySlimJesus February 19, 2017
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grizz bomb

When you pack a dip (Grizzly or other smokeless tobacco products) and put a fatty in your lip of your favorite dip.
Fire Captain: let's go boys!!! Make sure you got everything and don't forget the smokes or the grizz bomb's!
by Grizzbomb July 9, 2018
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Atom Bomb

In divorce law the Atom Bomb is a strategy used by women against their husbands. The wife claims the husband molested their children and the woman ends up winning the custody case. It is 99% effective even without evidence.
That bitch used the Atom Bomb and ruined this good man's life despite him being innocent.
by @mrkulci September 11, 2020
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Redneck Car Bomb

Bottle or can Bud Light -Natty Light and Keystone Light both acceptable - with a shot of Jack Daniel’s dropped in.

Coca-Cola floater for pussies.
Go DAWGS let’s go get us sum dem redneck car bombs! Tits out for the DAWGS.
by farmers only girl June 9, 2018
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