Downed man

When someone lets one rip and it smells so bad it makes people want to pass out.

Watch out there is a downed man.

by ehi87lx January 13, 2009

Gopping Man

An absolutely disgusting individual

*Greasy Prick walks by*

'What a Gopping Man!'

by Aviate January 25, 2009

squirell man

Hairy-ass man with tiny ass dick. Also likes to play bass and makeout with underage chicks. Also known as petifile.

"whats that hairy monster making out with my baby!"
"oh thats just Squirell Man"

by imsohairy February 24, 2009

Man ply

When a guy usually uses far too much tissue paper to clean something like a spilled drink or their nose.

Wife: "You know my husband? He spilled a glass of wine today on our new oak wood table and he totally man ply'd it and now there's no tissue paper left."

Friend: "At least your husband doesn't use a cushion to wipe his ass with..."

by jake sanchard October 20, 2008

man print

The mark that is left by someone(usually male)who has a dirty asshole when they sit naked on something.

Damn! I was blowing Henry and when he got up there was a man print on my bed.

by bunchypants November 3, 2008

Man-Crush

When a guy has feelings for girls but also feels a non-sexual attraction to another guy.

Dude, I have such a Man-Crush on Austin

by TheMinecraftPlaya June 11, 2013

selfish man

Bryan E. Velez,

A man who only give a fuck about him self , Bring all his drama to a new relationship, wail lying to his baby mother who he live with. Afraid he will loss everything ask the new girl AKA the love of his life to cover for him... dirty ass loser

Him, You my soul-mate the love of my life..

Me, prove it to me ...

Him, I cant wrong timing baby,

Me, You are one selfish man

by The new girl =) January 16, 2014